Word went round that Kathryn is busy writing. What is she writing about? Gather members were anxious to find out. So they decided to hold a meeting and give top priority to this question.
Member M1, the man sitting in front in a grey suit, opened the topic and said," She must be writing her autobiography."
Member M2, the middle-aged lady with curly locks, replied, "No! Never! She has just passed her teens and has so many adventures to undertake. How can she deprive us from sharing them? Maybe, she will write it when she has nothing else to do or share with us."
Member M3, the curvaceous lady, slightly on the wrong side of thirty, nodded her assent, "I know, she will not waste her time on such an unproductive venture. Huh! Writing an autobiography..."
Member M4, the gentleman with a Welsh accent, said, "I betcha, she is writing a letter to President Obama, suggesting fiscal reforms. Remember, she used to collect news from NYT, relating to our economic state and publish them in gather!"
Member M5, the University professor in Archeology, said, "She must be tracing her genealogy, starting from the age of the Pliopithecus to the first Homosapien Esplin."
Member M6, the man with a cowboy hat from Texas, asked, "What animals are ya talkin' about? I've heard of hosses grazin' on ya medder, but never heard of them."
M5, agitatedly, "They are not animals, you ass-hole. They are the different stages of evolution of man, from monkeys to the human form."
M6, "Aye!, now I understand. On Kathryn's space I've seen a series of pi'tures, startin' from Kathy and endin' in Kathryn. Kathy was stayin' in a tree-top house and Kathryn is the fully-grown Homo.... what ya say."
M5, very angry now, "Shut up! You idiot. The evolution of man took 5 million years, whereas the evolution of Kathy into Kathryn took only 5 decades."
Member M7, an attractive blonde with a mind-boggling anatomy, said sheepishly, "Perhaps, she is in love, and is busy writing love-letters."
M2 rose with a clenched fist and said, "Rubbish! She can be in a soup, in a mess, in hibernation, in Montreal, but never in love. Can't you see she has no time. She is too busy."
M7 refused to give up and said, "Then, maybe, she is writing real 'hot' stuff for those members who love it."
M2 retaliated, "Huh! In this weather? I bet her 'hot' stuff will freeze as soon as it comes out of her brain."
Member M8, an eminent scientist and an erudite poet, interjected, "Members, we are digressing from our point. Our discussions have not yielded any conclusive answers. Why not we all go to Kathryn herself and ask her what she is busy writing."
All the members agreed to the suggestion and the meeting ended.
The final episode will be published after meeting Kathryn. Till then, keep your fingers crossed!