My Flat Tire

I received this today and I frankly really needed the laugh.  Hope it makes you laugh too.

Yesterday I had a flat
 tire on the interstate. I eased my car

over to the shoulder, got out and opened the trunk.
   I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear
  of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike in their trench coats,

exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers. 

As I started to change my tire, cars began slowing down looking at my lifelike men.   Traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It

wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me. 

      
He got out of his car.  I could tell he was not a happy camper! 

      

"What's going on here?", he said. 

      
"My car has a flat tire," I replied. 

      
"Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?", he said.

So I told him,

"Those are my emergency flashers!"