by De (It takes a pillage to raze a village.) M.
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January 2, 2007

Get Your Own Personal Slogans With the Sloganizer

January 03, 2009 01:24 AM EST
views: 52 | comments: 24

This is kind of a fun, stupid thing to try. Put any word in the Sloganizer and get an auto generated advertising phrase sure to increase business and heartburn.

I put in "dragon" so I could get some more slogans for my name tag. Here are the results from 5 tries:

1. Leave the Dragon to Us

2. Gee, Your Dragon Smells Terrific

3. Nothing Acts Faster Than Dragon

4. There Ain't No Party Like a Dragon Party (that is totally true!)

5. Cleans a Big, Big Dragon for Less Than Half a Crown

Some of the original slogans I can figure out, but for others, I have no clue. "Leave the Dragon to Us" is Greyhound's "Leave the Driving to Us."

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Comments: 24

I used "Spanky" as mine:

The Right Spanky at the Right Time.
See the Spanky, Feel the Shine.
Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Spanky.
There's First Love, then there's Spanky Love. <---hands down, my favorite so far!
Taste the Spanky.
ROFL...I think "Taste the Spanky" is right on the top of the list. har har har
Oh, that's fun!
Quiver Q. Jan 3, 2009, 1:54am EST
mine are

more Quiver please
a smooth running Quiver is a relaxing experience
Quiver saves your soul - NOT
Quiver keeps going and going - ROFL I pick this one!
Hungry? why wait? grab a Quiver -
Quiver Q. Jan 3, 2009, 1:55am EST
ha ahaha I just got - The incredible edible Quiver.

all mine sound dirty
You're right. All yours do sound dirty :P
ELLEN B. Jan 3, 2009, 5:25am EST
That is pretty funny. I sell In-home Spa items, and I typed us in. Pretty hilarious.. Thanks this was great. Ellen B
From "warthog" the best one was "Super Warthog is almost here."
Kris M. Jan 3, 2009, 1:08pm EST
OK, that's awesome. My favorite was "Don't get mad, get Sunflowercat."
Dannielle S. Jan 3, 2009, 1:59pm EST
Oy.

"Can you tell hedgehog from butter?"
"Once you pop, you can't stop hedgehog"
"Go on. Get your hedgehog out."
"Hedgehog stays sharp 'til the bottom of the glass"

Best:
"If only everything in life was as reliable as a hedgehog"
Madame Donna C. Jan 3, 2009, 2:10pm EST
Hah, "Come to Life, Come to Froggy."
CC Miranda the artrat (or am i?) Jan 3, 2009, 2:15pm EST
"Can you tell hedgehog from butter?"


hahahahahaha nice.
CC Miranda the artrat (or am i?) Jan 3, 2009, 2:16pm EST
The Non-Sticky Sticky CC Miranda.
CC Miranda the artrat (or am i?) Jan 3, 2009, 2:17pm EST
Make it a C.C. Miranda night
CC Miranda the artrat (or am i?) Jan 3, 2009, 2:17pm EST
and my favorite: Nothing Sucks Like A C.C. Miranda

so wrong on so many levels.
CC Miranda the artrat (or am i?) Jan 3, 2009, 2:19pm EST
okay, every one of mine is uber-oversexual. i'm cracking up.
I agree with "Can you tell hedgehog from butter?" What IS the answer to that question? I think it depends on what you're doing with the butter.
Bob Cronley Jan 4, 2009, 4:38pm EST
You Deserve a Bob Cronley today.

Did you eat the Bob Cronley last?

Probably the best Bob Cronley in the world.

Life should taste as good as Bob Cronley.

Chocolate Bob Cronley since 1911.

(any buyers?)
Bwah hahahahha "Chocolate Bob Cronley Since 1911."
RJ H. Jan 17, 2009, 1:25am EST
LOL! This is great!
Brian .. Jan 28, 2009, 10:14pm EST
lots of fun.
Today my boss was a complete asshole. So I decide to see what her slogans would be from the Slogonizer. I think I'll make bumperstickers with these on them and put them on her car while she's in a meeting or something.

1. Everyone's Favorite Asshole
2. The Asshole That Likes to Say Yes. (shut up already)
3. You Press the Asshole, We Do the Rest. (that's why we're overworked)
4. Don't Say Brown, Say 'Asshole.' (or brown asshole)
5. 100% Asshole!
Renee S. Apr 28, 2009, 9:43pm EDT
These are funny. I had a good time with it.
Avril H. May 28, 2009, 3:40pm EDT

Going to have to try this.        pif

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