You know you've had enough wine when you can't find your wine glass.
Someone says, "Why not?" And you thought they said, "Wine. Not."
And you laugh.
And pour yourself another glass.
You're drinking Pepsi thinking it's the red wine you left in the other room.
You're drinking red in your left hand, white in your right with two liquored chocolates in your mouth.
You take a nap.
You wake up and ask, "It's 2009????Already?
You ask your guests if they want coffee. Three of them nod, yes.
You make a pot of coffee.
You drink the whole pot.
You willingly allow the guests to consume your entire Christmas collection of new wine.
You still can't find your wine glass, but this time you DON'T care. Just pour another glass.
And hope the dog doesn't drink it.
Ah, time for a nap.
BUT THE KICKER:
WHEN YOU FINISH THE WINE IN THE GUEST"S GLASSES.
BEFORE THEY LEAVE, REASONING THAT THEY'RE TOO DRUNK TO NOTICE.
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Happy New Year
I don't drink wine because I have no clue where to start.
HELP
lol
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The last two New Year's Eve's have been uneventful as I have not entertained on a grand scale. Funny post, K!
I cheated. Had to look it up.
2009 merits the extra drink.
To celebrate the end of 2008 and to welcome somebody NEW.
I don't drink either.....long ago, in my early twenties, I found liquor and the genes I was given just don't make a happy pair. Two glasses of wine and I'm under the table. Lol
Happy New Year.
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I recognize most of the people in your post though.
Guest: "I saw you at the wash basin, using the wine as liquid soap"
Laree - You are doing well, cous!
Didn't get drunk this new year since i do not drink!
Hope everyone enjoyed there new year and stayed safe!Happy new year everyone!
One of my favorite stories is of an "old timer" who had only 1 question..."have you ever woke up with the roof of your mouth sunburned"?! LOL
Mr Bill: You must be talking about Glenlivet.
I am really missing my lemons.
Cute, Cortney and Shannon and Carol.
Now WHEN I used to drink (late 80s) I would finally admit drinking too much whenever I became proof that Sir isaac Newton and his 'gravity' thingy works. Sometimes I'd fall forward, sometimes I'd fall backwards. One time I was driving friends and passed out behind the wheel. Carey, managed to trade places with me by the time the copy caught up to us. Later, in appreciation for Carey doing so, I ended up vomiting on his newborn child while leaning over the crib.
It's probably a good thing I quit drinking all them years ago, huh?
Then of course, no alcohol during my pregnancies or nursing. That was three years pretty much of that.
Then I decided a few years ago to cut way down from 2 drinks 2 times a week. To about 1 a week.
That was fine until the last couple of years.
To about 1 drink a coupla times a month. But when I have one, I want more. And usually have about 2 or three.
It makes me tired.
So for 2009, I am going to cut way way way down and in two more years, 2011, I WILL QUIT ENTIRELY.
I have no trouble staying OFF, it is when I have ONE I want more.
I crave sugar.
I COULD HAVE VERY EASILY DEVELOPED A DRINKING PROBLEM. BUT DIDN"T. BUT THE SUGAR CRAVING IS IN ME.
Lemons, btw, and other citrus, if you have them several times a day REALLY CUTS THE CRAVINGS FOR SUGAR IN ALL FORMS. BOOZE, JUICE, COCA COLA and TONIC (SODA POP), CANDY, WHITE FLOUR, BAKED GOODS.
I don't want to get any diseases.
Seeing I am over 40 and do not have any diseases.
Don't plan on getting any diseases.
Thank you. blaine, veyr funny...
Thank you, Janie.
Thanks,
Clay
whew..... i am so safe..... i do not like wine, only the hard stuff......lol