According to an AP news story, a naked man walked into an 88 year-old woman's home, followed her around then pushed her face-first into a chair. At this point, she reached behind her and got a handful of his family jewels. She squeezed until he pulled away and ran off. When interviewed, she said she thought at first it was someone she knew, but on closer inspection, she realized he was a stranger.
He was quickly captured by a passing police car and arrested.
His name is George Dick.