by Karen L.
Member since:
September 21, 2008

TODAY'S E-MAIL FUNNY!

December 30, 2008 04:57 PM UTC
views: 0 | comments: 32

Rekindling The Romance

After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to massage her in ways he hadn't done in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?" To which he responded: "I found the remote."

Comments: 32

Marsha C. Dec 30, 2008, 5:00pm UTC
oh no! LOL
norma e. Dec 30, 2008, 5:01pm UTC
funny
Teresa A. Dec 30, 2008, 5:05pm UTC
HAHA, LOL
Thanks for sharing.
sheila ~the hapless housewife~ j. Dec 30, 2008, 5:08pm UTC
LOL!
Maggie Y. Dec 30, 2008, 5:09pm UTC
Aww hahahha
Nellie (RIP: Give to Life) Dec 30, 2008, 5:14pm UTC
thats my house...lol
Debra C. Dec 30, 2008, 5:16pm UTC
It must have been a while if he didn't realize most of those places can't hide a remote.
Candy S. Dec 30, 2008, 5:24pm UTC
that would be my hubby. lol
Janie E. Dec 30, 2008, 5:24pm UTC
This one gets me every time!!!! LOL Thanks for the chuckles!!!
Kimberly L. Dec 30, 2008, 5:31pm UTC
Oh, that is too sad! How awful for the poor woman!
Janet H. Dec 30, 2008, 5:34pm UTC
Could be a lot of truth in that little story.
t w. Dec 30, 2008, 5:49pm UTC
LOL
Claudia Barlow Dec 30, 2008, 5:50pm UTC
Takes me back a bit.
Dagmara H. Dec 30, 2008, 6:06pm UTC
lol
Nana to Seven Cutiepies Dec 30, 2008, 6:10pm UTC
LOL, the remote wins every time.
Elizabeth S. Dec 30, 2008, 6:17pm UTC
LOL, bet she hides it where he takes longer to find it next time.
Janet "Jax" B. Dec 30, 2008, 6:17pm UTC
LOL...oh my!
Rachel W. Dec 30, 2008, 6:31pm UTC
OMG!!!! Hilarious!!!
Kerrell Goolsby Dec 30, 2008, 6:33pm UTC
In the words of Usher.....

YEAH!!!
Tracy Fabre Dec 30, 2008, 6:41pm UTC
*snicker*
Lin B. Dec 30, 2008, 7:17pm UTC
LOL
Parker S. Dec 30, 2008, 7:34pm UTC
Paying it Forward
Samantha C. Dec 30, 2008, 7:54pm UTC
hahahaha
Brenda (square peg in a round hole) H. Dec 30, 2008, 8:14pm UTC
LOL
Elizabeth B. Dec 30, 2008, 10:22pm UTC
oh me gosh!!!! How funny!!!
Becca J. Dec 31, 2008, 3:03am UTC
lol!!
APE 131313 Dec 31, 2008, 11:51pm UTC
Happy New year!
~Paying it Forward~
Abby N. Jan 6, 2009, 2:21am UTC
Image Points thanks you for posting. Have a great day! :)
HERE TO LEND A HELPING HAND!!!:)
HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

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