Elsie's Connections: Chinese Food and The Moon

A few things here in this disposition
A few names, Who is Who, icon screen look
Verification, soy sauce stains overlooked
First person line, 'Do you solemnly swear?'
Singing songs of consciousness, gladly shared
By second or third person, just beware
The element of fear, shouted in your ear


My goodness can't you see after such a metaphorically filled introduction that I'm talking about Elsie, the Queen Victoria of melodic rhyme. No, I'm not going to talk about dandelions because they don't grow in Winter. Well, just a word from rumors I've heard that Elsie has been busy in her bio-chemistry lab, which photos confirm. She let her hair down while playing 'Naked Twister': (Coming to a theatre near you soon). She laughs at the moon while concocting a new strain if dandelion that will be popping its yellow flower above the freshly fallen snow, 'soon,' in yards, this endemic grows.

Now, if you're holding jello, I suggest you put it down unless you like to see it wiggle like a hula skirt. But, believe me men, if such were reality, eyes transfixed and all, nine out of ten unhappy brides would be climbing a coconut tree to launch one thirty feet on your head. Sweet dreams Unless you feel lucky. Now back to Elsie and one may wonder her connection to the Chinese??? Was she wearing a red dress and red pantyhose? Yes, it seems so, but that was because she was watching the Wizard of Oz, play acting Dorothy, one could suppose. Yes, she wore ruby red slippers too with fashion holes in the toes. Rather modern, but I still haven't a clue what part she dresses up to act out scenes at the Rocky Horror Picture Show??? If you know, call information for a guided tour. Maybe a bowl of jello, a quick detour.

It seems spy agencies from all over the world have listening devices on the east wall of Elsie's living room. Elsie thinks these devices a nice décor, which saves her money from having to buy a picture at the store. Is she or isn't she a double agent? Why did J. Bond say she is famous? Some say he wanted her to write some Rap song lyrics, but it was obvious they were tap dancing all night long. And the food they had was only Chinese delivery!!!?? Maybe a cause for worry.  

Charming Elsie, so disarming alarming because she now eats Chinese food 24/7 and eight days a week while watching purple Barney. She gets double portions of sweet and sour chicken on Sundays. Like clockwork, with an orange glaze only on Monday. It's no secret the Chinese want to go to the moon and I believe they are after her 'Zoom Zoom,' and no this has nothing to do with Naked Twister or Rob Appel as far as I can tell, but maybe we should keep him and his neighbors under suspicion and see if they eat Chinese food as well. That's my story and disposition or my name isn't William Tell.