After a complete and bi-partisan review by the "Truth and Justice in the Constitution League" it has been determined that Sarah Palin is NOT a natural born citizen and therefore CANNOT be considered as President.
Recent historical research reveals that March 30 1867 4:00 AM after an all night drinking bash between Russian Minister Louis Baydalal and Sec. State Seward the canny Seward stuffed a rubber check for $7.2 million noted "Paid in Full for Alaska" into the pocket of the besotted Baydalal just before the latter fell face first into a plate of cold borsht. By 3 that afternoon the Minister had no recollection of any bargain, check, vodka or dancing girls.
When asked to verify this stunning revelation Valdimer Putin said "we have no documentation relating the transference of any portion of Sacred Mother Russia, especially to Capitalist America, for any sum." He added that "he embraced the wayward peoples of Alaska as true Russians" and "looked forward to employing Comrade Palin as official gamekeeper of the Russian Peoples Moose herd."
When asked to comment Comrade Palin flushed prettily and said "YOU BETCHA!"
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Comments: 36
Why not!
The "other side" has the skinheads, the KKK, and other such groups. WE must start our own group, something like
Americans in support of voters rights.
Now, that is number 1.
We must have an issue. Now, there issue is hatred. What shall be OUR issue? I say,
Voter registration. Are you with me so far?
That would be number 2.
Number 3. We must organize. We rally those supporting our cause together -- got it?
Number 4. Now here is the tricky part. We must get aliases. They are also known or aka as ALTERS. Good so far?
Number 5. Once you have established your major alter (sounds sort of like a musical phrase, huh? LOL.), then you establish them in the "Community"(NO FACES, mind you) with a "personality". Oh, be nice, be sweet, etc., etc.
Number 6. Once you have established your Major alter, you begin to infiltrate the community with your agenda. Remember, ours is voter registration. Be consistent.
Number 7. Bring on the Klan . . .I mean to say, the people -- those desirous of getting people to register to vote. For a moment there, I was thinking like THEM! Be sure that when they come on board they KNOW the program, and the objective -- voter registration for us
Number 8. Now, EVERYBODY must go out and get alters -- I mean everybody. People are REQUIRED to have at least 12 -- at least and 50 by 1st month's end. People must use at least 3 of these alters per day, and when your articles are running slowly (meaning 0 to few comments -- hey! Stick a few comments in there from your alters, and talk to yourself. Who is better at stating the platform than YOU!
Do you see it, Sam?
Do you?
They do it.
They do it all of the time.
Our problem is our failure to do this. It is about time we fought fire WITH fire, don't ya think?
Like I said "If ya can't earn friends that will back ya up..... just invent a few!
Palin AND Cheney both heard 'fire'
and now I got a butt full of buckshot.
Sarah will be back and she will have the last laugh.Just as Reagan had with that complete liberal dunce Jimmy Carter-Obama is the second coming of Jimmy C. the last liberal disaster in office.I am starting to gigggle a little all ready Obama and his corrupt pals already starting to collapse. impeachment!!!
Perhaps she will get that bridge someday and it will lead to SIBERIA.
Palin was born in Sandpoint, Idaho, the third of four children born to Sarah and Charles R. Heath, respectively a school secretary and science teacher / track coach. The family moved to Alaska when she was an infant.
But don't let the facts get in the way of your mean spirited bigotry.
Any comments on what AlGore is doing?