Christmas Riddles

These are some Christmas Riddles I found on the internet and thought I would share.  I thought they were cute.

• What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? The letter "D".
• What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs? Anything you want. He can't hear you!
• What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost.
• Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up? Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!
• What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens.
• What do you call it when your Christmas tree explodes? A tannen-bomb. (tannenbaum)
• What's red and white and red and white and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a hill.
• Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? Holly-wood.
• Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean? Because snow man is an island.