a short love story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
Other people, found themselves assigned to the same
Sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially
Embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a
Room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in
The upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you
Be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm
Awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she replied.

'Just for tonight, let's Pretend that we're married.

' 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he
Exclaimed. 'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own friggin' blanket.

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End