by Virginia M.

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August 31, 2006

Christmas Songs (Poem)

December 03, 2008 10:25 AM EST (Updated: December 03, 2008 10:26 AM EST)

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Mary, Did You Know?

A barroom fight

With Jingle Bell Rock

Breaks the Silent Night

Silver Bells sound unclear

While Jolly Old Saint Nicholas

Intends to Deck The Halls with me, I fear

The Little Drummer Boy beats well

Rocking Around The Christmas Tree

That's how our First Christmas fell-

'Cause I Saw Momma Kissing Santa Claus

All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

And Pine Cones And Holly Berries tied in ribbon gauze

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Comments: 7

Carol Lloyd Dec 3, 2008, 10:35am EST

way far out there

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Kathryn E. Dec 3, 2008, 11:51am EST

Virginia, I really like this and it is

A Notable in Gather Writing Essentials, Wednesday

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Digital Diva S. Dec 3, 2008, 12:22pm EST

This is a wonderful addition to our group The Best Original Photos, Art and Writing for 2008 click here

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Kryistina ~*~ Frugal Diva Extraordinaire ~*~ Dec 5, 2008, 2:38am EST

Holy crazies, that's amazing!

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Kryistina ~*~ Frugal Diva Extraordinaire ~*~ Dec 5, 2008, 2:38am EST

Wow +10!

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Linda B. Dec 13, 2008, 2:57pm EST

Shucks, I bet Mary was hoping for a Silent Night, after she had heard that Grandma got run over by a Reindeer.

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Teresa T. Dec 19, 2008, 8:23pm EST

LOL Very good!

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