by Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D.
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August 1, 2006

Okay, I Give Up. My. One. Word. Answers.

December 01, 2008 07:52 PM EST (Updated: December 02, 2008 08:05 PM EST)
views: 68 | rating: 8.9/10 (8 votes) | comments: 27

 

1. Where is your cell phone? - invisible

2. Where is your significant other? - hell

3. Your hair color? - balding

4. Your mother? - recycled

5. Your father? - ditto

6. Your favorite thing? - breathing

7. Your dream last night? - Clooney

8. Your dream/goal? - Clooney

9. The room you're in? - padded

10. Your hobby? - sleeping

11. Your fear? - insomnia

12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? - asleep

13. Where were you last night? - guess

14. What you're not? - conscious

15. One of your wish-list items? - Clooney

16. Where you grew up? - everywhere

17. The last thing you did? - napped

18. What are you wearing? - partials

19. Your TV? - blurry

20. Your pet? - furry

21. Your computer? - hurry

22. Your mood? - curry

23. Missing someone? - Murray

24. Your car? - Studebaker

25. Something you're not wearing? - everything

26. Favorite store? – Kresge's

27. Your summer? - endless

28. Love someone? – bunnies

29. Your favorite color? - eyes

30. When is the last time you laughed? - 7:30

31. Last time you cried? - 7:34

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Comments: 27

Kresge's I haven't seen one of them in a long time.
Adina P. Dec 1, 2008, 8:14pm EST
1. Where is your cell phone? - close

2. Where is your significant other? – which ?

3. Your hair color? - dark

4. Your mother? - jewish

5. Your father? - curmudgeon

6. Your favorite thing? - wine

7. Your dream last night? - wine

8. Your dream/goal? - europe

9. The room you're in? - dark

10. Your hobby? - writing

11. Your fear? - frigidity

12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? - europe

13. Where were you last night? - bed

14. What you're not? - responsible

15. One of your wish-list items? - europe

16. Where you grew up? - everywhere

17. The last thing you did? - drank

18. What are you wearing? - layers

19. Your TV? - none

20. Your pet? - senile

21. Your computer? - hot

22. Your mood? - drinking

23. Missing someone? - grandpa

24. Your car? - vw

25. Something you're not wearing? - bra

26. Favorite store? – cheese

27. Your summer? - hot

28. Love someone? – man

29. Your favorite color? - blue

30. When is the last time you laughed? – 8:12
31. Last time you cried? - yesterday
Lainie - Just Lainie Dec 1, 2008, 8:16pm EST
Whether intentional or not, this is really the first one of these stupid things that made me laugh out loud. Thanks, Dame Ruth...

And, I've seen everyone doing these and figured it was stupid and I wasn't going to do it... But... Now that the Official Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist Stamp of Approval is on the stupid "game," I suppose I, too, can participate.
Tonia, who hugs trees G. Dec 1, 2008, 8:21pm EST
Ah - Dame Ruth - your participation has most certainly elevated this fluffy little diversion to rarefied heights.
Aniko     Dec 1, 2008, 8:23pm EST
The -urry series is a mark of true genius. :-)
Dannielle S. Dec 1, 2008, 8:25pm EST
You did it! You rhymed answers! Just proof of your well-deserved status here, Dame Ruth.

I think #18 was the one that caught me completely off-guard.
I second Aniko's comment and would ask that Lainie publish hers post-haste.
AHHHH!! You've just made my night!
Lainie - Just Lainie Dec 1, 2008, 8:28pm EST
Done.
Katie R. Dec 1, 2008, 8:35pm EST
LOL ... that's cute.
Lee P. Dec 1, 2008, 8:41pm EST
Your answers are funny. I'm not doing this again.
Kris M. Dec 1, 2008, 8:41pm EST
I completely agree with all the Clooneys.
Madame Donna C. Dec 1, 2008, 8:41pm EST
Has any else beside me read the answers rapidly down the page. I think I feel a song coming on....
Donna, I just did that.

You're so right. I need to get Kevin on this.
sharon SugarMomma is a wise woman, Dec 1, 2008, 9:01pm EST
SO - Hell. I wish all mine were there. They were not spared by the lack of my smiting.

You're hysterical. Best laugh I've had in a while Dame, thank you.
Stephanie B. Dec 1, 2008, 9:12pm EST
I'm resolute. I will be strong and resist.
Dannielle S. Dec 1, 2008, 9:14pm EST
Aw, just cave Stephanie: if nothing else, it's an exercise in creativity using one word answers. I was going to answer #25 with "jetpack" on my list but figured only you would appreciate that one and I wasn't sure you'd stop by.
Stephanie B. Dec 1, 2008, 9:31pm EST
Damn. Who can turn down Dannielle?

OK
Janna R. Dec 1, 2008, 10:29pm EST
Aces.
Andrea "slackermom" R. Dec 2, 2008, 10:22am EST
This is the best one of these I've read. I am disturbed that your mother was recycled. That answer really needs more than one word. Perhaps a follow-up article is needed.
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Dec 2, 2008, 12:01pm EST
Grems: Kresge's is now KMart..hasn't been the former in years. I think it vanished about the same time as Studebakers and my flaming youth.

Atlantis: That was nice (I noted the time of your last laugh)...but weren't you supposed to do this on your own page? Not that I care...points is points.
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Dec 2, 2008, 12:06pm EST
Tonia: You know I rarely participate in these silly things, but this one challenged my natural verbosity, and I never could resist a dare.

Aniko: Aww shucks...weren't nothin' nobody else couldn't do.
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Dec 2, 2008, 1:32pm EST
Ina: Glad I could help. Can't wait till it's set to music!

Sharon: You're welcome. But I don't understand about that smiting stuff...WTF does it mean?
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Dec 2, 2008, 1:38pm EST
Stephanie: Haha.. you folded!

Janna: Deuces.
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Dec 2, 2008, 2:08pm EST
Andrea: What disturbs you about my parents being recycled? If you've read any of my stuff, you'd know that I'm perfectly clear about the life and death continuum...matter and energy endlessly being formed and re-formed, sometimes as people, sometimes not. Both my parents discarded their human conformation decades ago, but the 'stuff' of which they were constructed is still around. Recycling.
Kathryn E. Dec 3, 2008, 4:29am EST
I forgot to use one word but here is mine


HERE

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