Interview with the FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks,
interviews and testing were done,

there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents

took one of the men to a large

metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will

follow your instructions no matter

what the circumstances. Inside the
room you will find your wife sitting

in a chair.

Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't

be serious. I could never shoot my

wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not

the right man for this job. Take

your wife and go home.'


The second man was given the

same instructions. He took the

gun and went into the room.



All was quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in


his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my
wife.'

The agent said, 'You don't have


what it takes. Take your wife

home.'


Finally, it was the woman's turn.

She was given the same

instructions, to kill her husband.

She took the gun and went into the
room.

Shots were heard, one after

another.


They heard screaming, crashing,

banging on the walls. After a few

minutes, all was quiet. The door

opened slowly and there stood the


woman, wiping the sweat from her

brow. 'This gun is loaded with

blanks' she said.


'I had to beat him to death with the
chair.'



MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don't mess with


them.