I would like to invite all of you to unite with me, polite and quite contrite
In spite of everything, quite joyous in celebration of Thanksgiving day awaited
We have all benefited from our friendships, I know it has ignited smiles as I write
Fingers on my typewriter in alliteration uninhibited at times, I've built an appetite
Trying to incite you to be excited in the architecture of planning of this meal
We'll have Turkey, in spite of my criteria that it's a inherited dislike of mine
In our home site we had chicken, three, more drumsticks definitely the deal
But I want to please your appetites with each and every bite, politely as we dine
I should itemize my menu, and promise to not increase your cellulite
cook with anthracite on an infinite pot bellied stove, penitence, no microwaving
Ignite flames with tinder, so as not to incite or literally cause smoke
Item after item,will be expedited in cooking, definitely on time while craving
I am literate to a degree, perhaps my cooking is better than what I write
How about yams, do they excite you? Biscuits browned, have a bite
Stuffing for the long awaited bird, succulent and limited in limbs
A prerequisite ,the smashed potatoes, green beans reiterated and invited
See the cranberry sauce unlimited, gravy despite my diet, quite the opposite
Exploited pickles and olives, exquisitely displayed and favorites of mine
Petite buttered corn and peas for those that like it, forfeited by those that don't
and frostbite on the ice cream waiting for the pies, definitely several kinds
As we are united at this table, may I reiterate, how wonderful this is
as we join in this rite together, songwriters and socialites ,story writers too
no spitefulness among us but sprite feelings definitely do abound
loitering at the table as we obliterate the bird, I've profited, wishing it was true


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A comedy for PPOW to probably everyone except the poor discombobulated turkey, in the freezer section. Boycott please and ask for Peacoock.
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