Those 46 Stupid Questions

I stole this from Sharon because I'm point-whoring for Christmas. But it annoyed me that all the questions were in all caps so I fixed that. Seriously. I'm anal that way.

Now that the questions have been fixed and are no longer in all caps, this thing won't be nearly as annoying for the next person.

1. Were you named after anyone?

Yes. I was named after everyone that was named before I was. Most of them were probably born before I was too.

2. When was the last time you cried?  

Election night. Tears of joy and relief.

3. Do you like your handwriting?  

It depends on what it says.

4. What is your favorite lunch meat?

Peanut butter

5. Do you have kids?  

No, they have me.

6. If you were another person would you be friends with you?

No. I'm a terrible friend. I won't babysit and if you ask me to I'll make fun of you on the internet.

7. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

No. Sarcasm is evil. It will turn you gay.

8. Do you still have your tonsils?

I don't know. Where should I look?

9. Would you bungee jump?

Of course I would. Naked.

10. What is your favorite cereal?

Serial killers

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

I probably didn't tie them when I put them on. Shoestrings should be removed and thrown away so one can slip quickly into their shoes in case of navigating cat barf in the dark on the way to the toilet.

12. Do you think you are strong?

Smelling? Tasting? What?

13. What is your favorite ice cream?

Starbucks Coffee Almond Fudge

14. What is the first thing that you notice about people?

It depends on whether or not they are wearing any clothes.

15. Red or pink?

Red

16. What is the least favorite thing about yourself?

Inability to pee standing up.

17. Who do you miss the most?

The housekeepers I couldn't afford to keep.

18. Do you want everyone to do this too?

No. I don't even want them to read mine. I only want them to click on the 10 stars.

19. What color pants and shoes are you wearing?

I'm in my tighty-whities.

20. What was the last thing you ate?

Some fingernail bits I chewed off while watching Desperate Housewives.

21. What are you listening to right now?

The fan inside the computer tower.

22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

If I were a crayon, I don't think I'd have much say in the matter.

23. Favorite smells?

Hot tar.

24. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

My mother.

25. Do you like the person who sent this to you?

No one sent this to me. Nobody cares.

26. Favorite sports to watch?

You've got to be kidding. I'd rather be boiled in oil.

27. Hair color?

Red

28. Eye color?

Brown

29. Do you wear contacts?

Yes

30. Favorite food?

I like food a lot. I couldn't possibly pick a favorite.

31. Scary movies or happy endings?

Scary movies with happy endings?

32. Last movie you watched?

Probably some Disney Channel crap.

33. What color shirt are you wearing?

A worn out old grey nightshirt with Teddy Bears on it. Kinda blows your mind, huh?

34. Summer or winter?

Well, it feels like winter to me.

35. Hugs or kisses?

Hugs. Kisses have slobber.

36. Favorite dessert?

Chocolate anything.

37. Most likely to respond?

No one. This old thing was worn out weeks ago.

38. Least likely to respond?

People that aren't on Gather.

39. What book are you reading now?

I'm not reading a book. I'm on the computer. Duh.

40. What is on your mouse pad?

The mouse.

41. What did you watch on t.v. last night?

There's nothing to watch on Saturday night. But tonight I watched Desperate Housewives.

42. Favorite sound?

I'm really enjoying the lack of any sound at the moment.

43. Rolling Stones or Beatles?

Beatles

44. What is the furthest you have been from home?

Canada

45. Do you have a special talent?

No. I suck.

46. Where were you born?

In a hospital.