by Amy H.
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March 1, 2008

The Perfect Man

November 16, 2008 11:58 PM EST (Updated: January 29, 2009 08:37 PM EST)
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The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love for you.

The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.

He has never made you cry
Or hurt you In any way
Oh, screw this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay.

Author UnknownSmileycons!

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Comments: 136

Aimee "I Love Points" K. Nov 16, 2008, 11:59pm EST
Nice job! Thanks for posting! 20 comments!
Nora Davenport Nov 17, 2008, 12:01am EST
Wow, the ending was sure a surprise......LOL!!!!!! Thanks for sharing!!!!
Shaunee C. Nov 17, 2008, 12:22am EST
That's about true. I had a crush and almost feel in love with a man untill I found out he was.
Tricia C. Nov 17, 2008, 12:25am EST
Darn... I was hoping to find me the perfect man... l was really hoping... lol... it would be nice to just have a best friend around again..
Janet "Jax" B. Nov 17, 2008, 12:25am EST
lol
Lesli B. Nov 17, 2008, 12:42am EST
So that's why I haven't found him. Actually that's not true, I have found the perfect man twice and as the poem says, both times he was gay. They made great friends though!
Aimee "I Love Points" K. Nov 17, 2008, 1:07am EST
LOL
Steph-in-NE ..... Nov 17, 2008, 1:28am EST
ha ha ha I found one not gay he is my hubby,,,
B F. Nov 17, 2008, 3:10am EST
LOL... ;)~
Elaine S. Nov 17, 2008, 3:26am EST
LOL
Shelbia C. Nov 17, 2008, 3:37am EST
This is cute.
Carol Lloyd Nov 17, 2008, 6:05am EST
ty for sharing
Jennifer W. Nov 17, 2008, 6:33am EST
I'll have to remember this for fathers day.
Stephannie H. Nov 17, 2008, 6:35am EST
cute LOL
Tanzanite S. Nov 17, 2008, 6:36am EST
Wasn't expecting the end.
Mrslisae Photography E. Nov 17, 2008, 7:25am EST
I saw it coming
David V. Nov 17, 2008, 7:39am EST
Excuse me I'm not gay,happy maybe but not gay. I'm all dude, :o)
cool poem!
Jenn P. Nov 17, 2008, 7:56am EST
I love it
Amy just hangin' out M. Nov 17, 2008, 9:11am EST
LMAO !!! that was fabulous
Deborah R. Nov 17, 2008, 9:21am EST
This is hilarious.
Stacey *Mamasaid* D. Nov 17, 2008, 9:40am EST
surprise ending
Nichole S. Nov 17, 2008, 9:41am EST
hahaha I have tears in my eyes! It was so beautiful
Holli G. Nov 17, 2008, 11:15am EST
LMBO!
Ghostly Ghoul Nov 17, 2008, 11:18am EST
LOL so true!
probably so!
Chrissy O. Nov 17, 2008, 8:25pm EST
lol that was suprise ending!
Pamela K. Nov 18, 2008, 1:01am EST
cute - LOL
Lisa B. Nov 18, 2008, 1:43am EST
lol, nice ending. I was thinking it would say he dosent exist,
Deborah R. Nov 18, 2008, 7:43am EST
the ending does sneak up on ya.
Jennifer W. Nov 18, 2008, 8:54am EST
great post
Amy just hangin' out M. Nov 18, 2008, 8:56am EST
does the perfect man really exist?
Pamela K. Nov 18, 2008, 10:36am EST
I like the ending too
denise e Nov 18, 2008, 10:59am EST
thanks for sharing :)
Rebecca [Future Teacher] Nov 18, 2008, 11:25am EST
I've heard this one before
Angela W. Nov 18, 2008, 12:40pm EST
my hubby is perfect
Ghostly Ghoul Nov 18, 2008, 12:43pm EST
i forgot to rate last time sorry! Yep i've always said gay men are the perfect men apart from the not wanting to have sex with you part.
Jenny D. Nov 18, 2008, 3:13pm EST
Thanks for posting this to the group ! ~~20 Comments~~ !

You've reached 20 comments! Congratulations!
Jenn P. Nov 18, 2008, 9:44pm EST
that is great
Priscilla (wishing I was in Costa Rica) ~. Nov 18, 2008, 10:37pm EST
stopping by to say hello
Amy just hangin' out M. Nov 19, 2008, 7:42am EST
good one
Pamela K. Nov 19, 2008, 8:06am EST
I like this one
Ghostly Ghoul Nov 19, 2008, 10:17am EST
I will say my husband isn't perfect but he is a good man.
Deborah R. Nov 19, 2008, 1:49pm EST
the ending got me
Ghostly Ghoul Nov 20, 2008, 11:44am EST
Still cute
Deborah R. Nov 20, 2008, 12:53pm EST
i guess it depends on what you consider perfect..
Jenn P. Nov 20, 2008, 2:17pm EST
mine isnt perfect right now... the reason im not on here much...
Pamela K. Nov 21, 2008, 12:44am EST
I should send this to my girlfriend
Jenn P. Nov 21, 2008, 8:14am EST
where is my perfect man?
Amy just hangin' out M. Nov 21, 2008, 9:29am EST
hope things are better jenn
Ghostly Ghoul Nov 21, 2008, 9:51am EST
i like my men a little on the geeky side to balance out my power tools and lust for cars
Jennifer W. Nov 21, 2008, 4:42pm EST
my husband is my best friend
Pamela K. Nov 22, 2008, 12:58am EST
that is sweet Jennifer
Ghostly Ghoul Nov 22, 2008, 12:20pm EST
i just typed a message and it disappeared didn't show up... testing testing
surprise ending..this one was funny.
Ghostly Ghoul Nov 23, 2008, 11:07am EST
Have ya'll seen the Terri Tate videos on youtube?
Pamela K. Nov 23, 2008, 11:12am EST
No I have not.
Amy just hangin' out M. Nov 23, 2008, 12:11pm EST
hubby thinks he is the perfect man
is anyone perfect?? I like to think I am sometimes, then I step back into reality...LOL
Jenn P. Nov 23, 2008, 9:25pm EST
wheres mine
Sophie S. Nov 23, 2008, 11:52pm EST
haha! Even gay guys have their issues being perfect.
Ghostly Ghoul Nov 24, 2008, 9:58am EST
Oh they are really funny! If you work in an office you should check em out, or if you like football they are up your alley too.
Jenn P. Nov 24, 2008, 10:20am EST
oh cool
I still get laugh out of this
Amy just hangin' out M. Nov 24, 2008, 5:38pm EST
ha ha ha
Pamela K. Nov 24, 2008, 8:07pm EST
hehehehe cute
Amy just hangin' out M. Nov 25, 2008, 6:59am EST
i bet we know her content better than she does
Pamela K. Nov 25, 2008, 7:42am EST
I think you are right
Ghostly Ghoul Nov 25, 2008, 10:40am EST
Yea i no longer have to read em, i know em.
Nichole(getting those Christmas points) W. Nov 25, 2008, 12:35pm EST
i dream about her posts and pics..LOL
Jenn P. Nov 25, 2008, 6:41pm EST
LOL
Amy just hangin' out M. Nov 26, 2008, 7:02am EST
so do i nic
Pamela K. Nov 26, 2008, 8:35am EST
I close my eyes and see her icon
Ghostly Ghoul Nov 26, 2008, 12:41pm EST
LOL thats why i asked if she plans to change it, im thinkin about changin mine just for something new lol
Amy just hangin' out M. Nov 27, 2008, 8:46am EST
i close my eyes and see swirls
Ghostly Ghoul Nov 27, 2008, 2:23pm EST
Yea i have started what what my kids toys would look like swirled, dare i?
Ghostly Ghoul Nov 28, 2008, 1:58pm EST
*sigh* I'm sorry ladies, the funny isn't here today.
Amy just hangin' out M. Nov 28, 2008, 7:18pm EST
we all have those days
Jenn P. Nov 28, 2008, 7:32pm EST
its ok GG
Pamela K. Nov 29, 2008, 12:40am EST
are you better now GG
Ghostly Ghoul Nov 29, 2008, 1:19pm EST
The headache is gone, that's a plus.
Pamela K. Nov 30, 2008, 2:46pm EST
that is good news
Ghostly Ghoul Nov 30, 2008, 11:22pm EST
I hate headaches, they seem to last forever with me.
Sophie S. Nov 30, 2008, 11:59pm EST
sound more like Migraines
are you feeling better today GG? I hope so.
Ghostly Ghoul Dec 1, 2008, 12:34pm EST
I'm doing fine, my Husband is working OT so I am here with the kids. :-)
Sophie S. Dec 2, 2008, 7:26am EST
Sounds like a good day.
Jenn P. Dec 2, 2008, 12:49pm EST
hehe mine just left for the road today..till friday or sat :)
Pamela K. Dec 2, 2008, 8:33pm EST
luck me mine is doing dishes (probably the first time in months)
mine is gotta work 12+ hours a day for the next 9 days, he even has to work Sunday :(
Jenn P. Dec 3, 2008, 10:39pm EST
mine doesnt do dishes or any housework!
mine helps around the house, barely does dishes though
Ghostly Ghoul Dec 4, 2008, 2:21pm EST
Mine does laundry, jealous ladies?!
Ginny A. Dec 4, 2008, 2:27pm EST
So funny! My husband is pretty darned perfect except for the gay part!
Jenn P. Dec 4, 2008, 9:47pm EST
I am jealous GG
Jenn P. Dec 5, 2008, 9:15am EST
plus im sure dj will have a fit if he comes home to a messy house LOL
my dh doesn't really say much if the house is a little messy
Jenn P. Dec 6, 2008, 10:44am EST
mine does.. but i dont see how he can..because he never cleans it!
Ghostly Ghoul Dec 7, 2008, 9:50pm EST
next comment is number 100
Ghostly Ghoul Dec 8, 2008, 4:29pm EST
WOOHOO that's me!
Jenn P. Dec 8, 2008, 9:05pm EST
the things that amuse you
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Amy just hangin' out M. Jan 5, 2009, 9:15am EST
austin strikes again
Dana W. Jan 5, 2009, 9:59am EST
lol