Vain: You love the smell of your own farts.
Amiable: You love the smell of other people's farts.
Proud: You think your farts are exceptionally fine.
Shy: You release silent farts and then blush.
Impudent: You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.
Unfortunate: You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.
Scientific: You fart regularly but you're concerned about pollution.
Nervous: You stop in the middle of your fart.
Honest: You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons.
Dishonest: You far and then blame the dog.
Foolish: You suppress your farts for hours.
Thrifty: You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.
Anti-Social: When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private.
Strategic: You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.
Sadistic: You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head.
Intellectual: You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed.
Athletic: You fart at the slightest exertion.
Miserable: You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart.
Sensitive: You fart and then start crying.
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Comments: 159
My husband's friend did that in college Steph-in-NE and got his tush burnt.
Since the economy went south, farting is a great entertainment value for families.
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That is such a guy thing to do
Sean - What?
Ok so my step sister and i were in our giggly girl moods (ok yes they happen hush!) and we were sitting on my bed. Well she farted on my bed. Then stood up and we cracked up laughing. Well be being a smart ace, I was gonna smell the bed and make a big you stink comment. Well when i smelled it it really did stink. I rolled over almost in pain laughing and just miserable, so she didn't believe me so she smelled it and did the same thing. We laughed so hard and still remember it to this day. Not a high point in my intelligence but funny.