I. Call to order
II. Praise Obama
III. Hug person to the right
IV. Hug person to the left
V. Sing Kumbaya (or do Hokie Pokie)
VI. New Business
A. Approve welfare for all Democrat
B. Approve foodstamps for all Democrats
C. Stop foreclosures for all Democrats
D. Cut taxes for all Democrats
E. Declare poor people, gay people, and foreign people human
VII. Old Business
A. Make fun of Sarah Palin
B. Hate George Bush and everyone associated with him
C. Laugh at right-wing nuts
D. Laugh at Sarah Palin some more
E. Count the days until we get rid of Bush & Co.
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I knew I forgot something, Vicky. I'd update again but I don't want to annoy the group owners. Will you repost your comment with a roman numeral?
Picture John Belushi in Animal House convulsing on the floor during the Toga Party...
We need an appendix or what have you under new business...all that goes for Dems goes for Indies who voted Dem this year. LOL
True, MJ. I wasn't thinking. I haven't been thinking for weeks now. I'll clean this up after everyone finishes telling me what all I forgot.
X, I was picturing myself shaking all about and that depressing. Thanks for the John Belusi distraction.
Am I at the right meeting?
counting the days...
Beaming from the Boonies.
...
E. Count the days until we get rid of Bush & Co.
a. Research profitability sections of war machine.
b. Retrieve tax payers money from war profits
c. Turn said cash completely over to the VA hospitals
d. Turn "For-Profit-Wars" into a thing of the past.
F. Change Guantanamo Bay facilities, use buildings for
a. Museum
b. Library
c. Schools
G. Trials for Bush/Cheny/Rummie on War Crimes begin
Wilka
It's great to have you back, Sandy!
Don...worse than prison? Take their money.
Let them live poor, jump them down to middle class. Maybe they can get their plumbing licenses! Although I don't think I'd let Bush work on my sink.
Was I reading somewhere that no one will buy the publishing rights to Bush's "I was the president" book?
If so, that's a kicker!
Wilka
X Promote gay agenda
I think Katht W. toojk care of him in this addition to the ageneda:
G. Trials for Bush/Cheny/Rummie on War Crimes begin
Wilka
No nonsensical conservative canard during the meeting or we'll serve you liver with lemon sauce.
Everybody now!
KUMBAYA, my Lord. Kumbaya!
Kumbaya, my Lord. Kumbaya!
Kumbaya, my Lord. Kumbaya!
Oh Lord, Kumbaya!
I've wanted to do that for sooo long.
I apologize up front; I get my left foot in and my uterus confused all the damned time...
IV. Hug person to the left
Can I have Gerard Depardieu on my left and Ron B to the right... just sayin' !
Lois, my mother died. If you were the sort of person I choose for a friend, you would have known and not made yourself look so stupid.
Wilka
Glad to see you back. :-) Did I miss you? You betch'ya!
But we won YAY and there are sour grapes rollin all over Gather.
"Roll on, sour grapes". (Song to the tune of Rawhide.)
Good to see you back.
I'd like to add one.
Have Wiccan blessing ceremony to precede mandatory breaking up of all "real" marriages and abortions for all.
Let us pick on the catholics instead, they're target-vogue this month!
(It is like we get a memo or something?)
Note to self: find out who writes the damned memos, put name on the DL, because I never get a copy of the original memo!
I have to INFER, WITCH can be very skeeeeeeery!
Yah! You' betcha!
Wilka
done.
Ring wing nut here! We're looking forward to the next four years, too. What fun. Now, you lefties will be on the run from our critics of your socialist, anti-christian rhetoric. Looking forward to it.
Merry Christmas
Back to La La Land. It's been fun.
*Carol ~Your Humble Queen of La La Land~ D., Dec 1, 2008, 12:06pm EST