I LOVE this recipe!! I send it out every year.. Hope you guys enjoy it!
CROWN ROYAL CHRISTMAS COOKIES:
Ingrediants You will need:
1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal
~Sample the Crown Royal to check quality~
~Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
~Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
~Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
~At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup...just in case.
~Turn of the mixer thingy.
~Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
~Pick the friggin fruit off floor...
~Mix on the turner.
~If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.
~Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
~Next, sift two cups of salt, or something...
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~Check the Crown Royal.
~Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
~Add one table.
~Add a spoon of ar, or somefink...whatever you can find.
~Greash the oven.
~Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
~Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
~Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
~Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.