CALGON.....PLEASE BAIL ME OUT !!!!!

I have been thinking and came up with a great idea

You know, we spent 700 billion dollars a month ago to bail out AIG and then we heard the news that their Corp people were going to luxury hotels and spas while we bailed them out.

Well then yesterday, I read that they asked for another 460 billion dollars because the 700 billion was just not enough.

Well, I think I am going to just ask the Government to help me out this year.  Here is the letter that I would love to send to my Uncle Sam.....LOL

Dear Sweet Uncle Sam,

I have been a good girl this year.  I am still married to the same guy that I have been with for 28 years now, I am raising 4 kids and recently became a grandma at 43 yrs old.

I am really working hard and doing all I can to get my bills paid in the same month that they come to my house.  I drive a 2000 model vehicle and still only owe about 4000.00 on it, I live in a house that I purchased for $139,000.00 and yet we have not been able to afford a family vacation in like 10 years.  I currently work a full time job that I have been at for 20 years now and have 3 part time jobs to make some extra money in the evenings and weekends. 

We live a very simple life and have really no luxurys and still can never get ahead.

So, Dear Sweet Uncle Sam, I would like you to please help me in a "Bail Out My Family" program.  I don't mind the work that I do and the side jobs that I work to make it meet but I would really appreciate if you will send me a check for christmas for about 25,000.00 to get me ahead of the game for a bit.  I would like a little "bail me out" too.

I  promise Uncle Sam that I will appreciate what you can do for me and not be ungrateful like AIG and others are being.  Did they even say Thank You ?

Thanks for your help Uncle Sam !!

T