by Dave L.

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June 29, 2008

Twelve Shots

November 08, 2008 01:52 PM EST

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A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."

The bartender says, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "Seventy-five cents."

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Comments: 26

Jenny D. Nov 8, 2008, 1:59pm EST

Thanks for posting this to the group ! ~~20 Comments~~ !

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Good luck!

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kara t Nov 8, 2008, 2:09pm EST

good one!

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Lona Herling Nov 8, 2008, 2:12pm EST

very funny .

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H M. Nov 8, 2008, 2:20pm EST

lol

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Linda T. Nov 8, 2008, 5:06pm EST

guy better be getting ready to run not just drink

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Erin O'Riordan Nov 8, 2008, 5:16pm EST

Alas, it's tough to run fast after 12 shots. Not that I've tried. I'd have passed out after the first 4.

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DrBill G. Nov 8, 2008, 7:13pm EST

Wonder if that would work at the local bar?

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**AngelEyez** a. Nov 8, 2008, 8:21pm EST

too cute

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Rita j. Nov 8, 2008, 9:11pm EST

lol

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C C. Nov 8, 2008, 11:30pm EST

good one

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Amy H. Nov 9, 2008, 12:34am EST

Thanks for posting your content to the Group: We comment back

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Betty W. Nov 15, 2008, 8:56am EST

Ha, too funny!

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Elle G. Nov 15, 2008, 1:42pm EST

ROFL Good one

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Lisa C. Nov 16, 2008, 10:10pm EST

Good one!
~~I'm here from 20 comments!~~

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Tricia C. Nov 16, 2008, 11:18pm EST

HA HA AH .. funny.. thanks for sharing.

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Judy Knudle Nov 18, 2008, 3:53pm EST

LOL

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Kimber L. Nov 20, 2008, 4:07pm EST

LMBO

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Renita P. Nov 20, 2008, 10:46pm EST

haha!
Stopping by from ~20 Comments~

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Dana W. Dec 3, 2008, 3:07pm EST

Stopping by from ~20 Comments~

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Austin Cushing Dec 18, 2008, 1:32pm EST

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Marsha S. Oct 10, 2009, 1:19pm EDT

oh oh!

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.* Sandi * Oct 10, 2009, 10:24pm EDT

here with ~3,000 Here We Come!~

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Marsha S. Oct 26, 2009, 9:43am EDT

Stopping by again from ~3,000 Here We Come!~

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Nancy Biri Oct 26, 2009, 9:54am EDT

LOL

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Tracy F. Oct 26, 2009, 1:16pm EDT

good one

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Mrslisae Photography E. Oct 26, 2009, 1:41pm EDT

hope he runs as fast as he drinks

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