A man walks into a bar on the 10th floor of a hotel and sits down at the counter..he is there about 5 minutes when he sees a man get up and walk to the window and jump out..call 911 the man yells we need an ambulance but when he got to the window and looked out he realized the man was safley on the ground so he went and sat back down..a few minutes later then man came backup took a shot of vodake and do it again..once again he came back up the stairs without a scrath on him.
the man now very curios walke dup to him and aksed how do you do that.
the man replied well it is this vodka i drink i take a shot and it makes me slowly float to the ground when i jump here watch..the man took a shot and jumped out the window to the other mans suprise he was right about 10 feet before he hit the ground he slowed down and floated to his feet.
wow the man yelled i have to try this as he downed a shot of vodka and leaped out the window only to smack against the hard concrete at teh bottom..
the bartender then walked up to the ther man and said you know you really are a jerk when your drunk superman