Negative People ( HILARIOUS )

Got this is an email from my friend in Nova Scotia.

 I think this one is PRICELESS!!!

negative people are doing their best to

rain on your parade. So remember this

story the next time someone who knows

nothing, and cares less, tries to make

your life miserable.A woman was at her hairdresser's

getting her hair styled for a trip to

Rome with her husband She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded;

'We got a great rate!''Continental?' exclaimed the hairdresser. ' That's

a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their

flight attendants are ugly and they're always

Tiber River called Teste.'

'Don't go any further! I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something

special and exclusive, but it's really a dump,

the worst hotel in the city! 'We'll be at this exclusive little place over on the

Tiber River called Teste.'

'Don't go any further! I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something

special and exclusive, but it's really a dump,

the worst hotel in the city!

The rooms are small, the service is surly, and they're overpriced. So, whatcha' doing when

you get there?''We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope

million other people trying to see him. He'll look

the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy

The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .'It was wonderful,' explained the woman, 'not only were we on time in one of Continental's

brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and

they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome

28-year-old steward who waited on me hand

and foot. And the hotel was great! They'd

just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and

now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city

They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized

and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!''Well,' muttered the hairdresser, 'that's all well

toured the Vatican , a Swiss Guard tapped me on

the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to

meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as

to step into his private room and wait, the Pope

would personally greet me. Sure enough, five

minutes later, the Pope walked through the door

and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.'


'Oh, really! What'd he say ?'

He said, 'Where'd you get the shitty hairdo?'