McCain to step up attack: He is a communist because he shared his toys in kindergarten

There is evidence Obama is a communist. Way back then, when the fellow was three years old, maybe even earlier, he liked to share his toys.

Have to wonder. Was he being read Karl Marx before going to bed? Folks, there is a long pattern of socialism and communism. Sharing his toys in kindergarten is a clear sign that Mr Obama has communism deeply rooted in his values.

The McCain aides, through their very expansive yet a bit late opposition research, are now aware of the situation and will use it against Mr. Obama in the closing days of the campaign.

Today, in Raleigh, N.C., Senator Obama was trying to preempt the attack saying that McCain is "spending these last few days calling me every name in the book."

"I'm sorry to see my opponent sink so low. Lately, he's called me a socialist for wanting to roll back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class. By the end of the week, he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in Kindergarten," he said.