Joke - Putting Affairs in order

A woman went to her doctor...........The doctor, after an examination,
sighed and said, 'I've some bad news.  You have cancer, and you'd best put your
affairs in order.'

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into The waiting
room where her daughter had been waiting.'Well daughter, we women celebrate when
things are good, and we Celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case,
things aren't well. I have cancer.
Let's head to the club and have a martini.  After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were 
feeling a little less somber. There Were some laughs and more martinis. They
were eventually approached by some Of the woman's old  friends, who were curious
as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.' The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat.

After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, 'Momma,
I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you
were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that??'

'Because I don't want any of those women sleeping with your father after I'm
gone.'

And THAT,my friends,is what is called, 'Putting Your Affairs In Order.'