Halloween on Redneck Lane

The beloved Head brothers, Dick and Skin, have been paroled just in time for their favorite holiday.  They are busily stuffing candy bars with various compounds they concocted in their basement laboratory, where they also plan to imprison the children they capture, while waiting for the ransom notes to be redeemed.

Bubba Gumm and his son Chuey have already set up a giant bowl by the door in which to put the goodies they steal from visiting trick or treaters.   Non-compliant children will be shot.

Visitors to the K.K.Kaye family home will discover, on close inspection, that the Jack o' lanterns decorating their front steps are not carved pumpkins at all.  They are, in fact, human heads the Kay family has been collecting all year as souveniers of their frequent rallies.  They are excitedly looking forward to seeing the neighbor children shriek and flee in horror.  Especially Token Black's kids from the end of the street.

Most of the other residents will simply ride up and down in the back of their pickups, wearing regular work clothes: shorts that start at the buttcrack and end just above the work boots, a torn tee shirt that sets off magnificently tattooed arms, necks and faces, newly moussed mullets and waxed moustaches.  The men will drive.