Do you love your country? Michelle Bachman wants to know, as she writes down the criteria that will make every liberal groan. Do you get your information from Foxy News, for it's the best, at giving one sided opinions and misinformation needed to pass her test. Now if you live in pro-America, your vigilance is now in need, for your anti-American neighbor might be a 60‘s radical wearing tweed. You'll need some spy equipment and Gordon Libby's patriotic younger look, to show liberals are really naughty, even when they cook. What are they doing behind closed doors, you just had to take a peek, and to the arresting officer, you claim they did kinky things with a Baked Alaskan recipe.
There's no need to be uppity or offended, if your patriotism is questioned all of the time. And so I demonize your character, don't I have the right to lie? I know you'll excuse me, as I talk about true faith that any pro-American hockey mom knows needs to be replaced, by getting rid of all of the witches, frayed old garments and tarnished accessories too and because I'm not sure of my position, a hundred and fifty G will do and my friends, I trust you know that money Obama stole and used. We must stop the anti-American Acorn people because Mickey Mouse might vote for Hussein and with all these new voters voting, it makes rigging software quite a pain, so we need more voter suppression of anti-American views, who have a dream that is quite different from our neocon plan to give Joe the Plumber more reasons to feel the blues.
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(take another bow, please)
Tuesday January 23, 2007 06:20 pm
Rep. Michele Bachmann Hearts Bush
Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R-MN) just couldn't keep her hands off President Bush last night.
From ABC 5 Minneapolis:
Newly-elected Congresswoman Michele Bachmann got quite a bit of face time with President Bush after his State of the Union Speech Tuesday night.
While the President was signing autographs for members of Congress after the speech, the sixth-district Republican put her hand on Bush's shoulder. However, it wasn't just a tap. After he signed an autograph for her, Bachmann grabbed the president and did not let go for almost 30 seconds.
After signing the autograph for Bachmann, the president turns away, but Bachmann doesn't let go. In fact, the video shows her reaching out to get a better grip on him.
Bush then leans over to kiss another congresswoman, but Bachmann is still holding on. Bachmann then gets more attention, a kiss and an embrace from the president. A few seconds later, Bachmann's hand finally comes off the presidential shoulder.
Bachmann has quite a thing for Bush, apparently. This press release from her campaigning days reads more like a diary entry for a 12 year old who got to meet her Tiger Beat teen idol:
I have never been in the Presidential limousine before so I was a little unsure what to do when the limousine stopped at the custard stand. I wasn't sure if I should exit with the President or get out of my side of the car. Karl Rove told me I would exit out the door on my side after The President steps out and someone would open the door for me. I could not believe I was discussing what flavor of custard to order with the President of the United States!
http://crooksandliars.com/2007/01/24/rep-michele-bachmann-hearts-bush/
Maybe you can help me with my confusion. I grew up in a small town which might mean I'm pro America, but I've lived in cities so I might be anti American. At present I live in a small town suburban area very near a city, hence my confusion.
Kay, I'm sorry but your town was sold to the Chinese, so you had better buy Rosetta Stone.
It is great the way you can help put the lunacy in perspective.
During a interview on Chris Mathews television show "Hardball" Congressman Bachman who is a founding member of the "Church of the Foursquare Gospel and Poisonous Snake Handlers and Strychnine Drinkers for Jesus" said that "Obama is Anti-American and probably has a closet full of turbans and other foreigner stuff in his closet."
Michelle Bachman Says She Meant to Call Obama a Terrorist Not Anti-American
Written by rkcaughman
from The Spoof http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i42521
Story written: 23 October 2008
750 billion! yeah that is the figure..
good going here ,William..
you keep callin 'em as you sees 'em cause here is truth..
smile...
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Blessings and best wishes in a plenty - S.
I cannot shake the feeling that the current situation over in the US of A - the Patriot Act, Homeland Security - is a new McCarthyism, and I wonder how it will be viewed in twenty or thirty years time.
I don't watch Fox News either so am undoubtedly missing a lot of quality information.