I have to apologize here from the get go. The other night my partner Nick, and I went out to a local diner for a quick bite to eat. We were seated at a booth in between a group of four behind me and a group of three senior citizens behind Nick. While perusing the menu my ears caught the phrase "I don't like Obama". It came from one of the ladies in the group sitting behind Nick .
Being preoccupied by politics, certain buzz words like election, President, McCain, or Obama catch my attention even when I am not paying attention.
So this older woman's utterance of theÂ name "Obama" lit up my on my radar screen. Even though it may have been impolite to pay attention to a conversation not involving me, I couldn't help myself.
So I apologize for any impolite eavesdropping, that I may be guilty of. It wasn't my intent but I'm a political junkie and as such this election season is for me what Christmas is to a wide eyed, little boy It's like the Super Bowl is to football fans and I am just in tune to any references to politics. Besides, to put it nicely, this woman was not using her inside voice. So curiosity got the best of me and I paid attention to the political opinion that was unfolding.
The woman went on to say "I don't like Obama but he's got my vote". The woman explained further "those Republicans are only for the rich and big business"
At this point the waitress came over to take the orders of Nick and I. Being distracted, I let my partner order first and I than quickly determined what I wanted. With my attention taken off of the conversation that I was not a part of, Nick and I started our own banter.
When the waitress returned with our drink orders, both Nick and myself happened to hear that same woman I overheard earlier say "and that "McCann", "he just wants to give tax breaks to big companies". At this point I had just begun to take a sip of my Pepsi with lemon and no ice when she continued "and who are those big businesses to make as much money as they do. They shouldn't be allowed to make that much money in the first place".
Upon hearing that , I gagged on my soda. Having caught that remark from right behind him, Nick knew what the cause of my discomfort was.
We were about to eat, and after having heard what I just heard, I could not allow myself to pay any further attention and still be able to stomach the meal I was about to eat.
Nick knew my blood pressure was rising and quickly tried to establish our own conversation and provide a diversion from that which had me fuming. Our food came and we discussed the details of the event we were heading out to DJ.
Through it all, I could not help but allow the words of that woman to echo in my head. I couldn't stop wondering if she actually knew what she said. Did she really believe, that in America, people should only be allowed to make a certain amount of money? Did she actually believe Democrat talking points and accept them as the truth?
I thought to myself, how little this woman really knew and how misinformed she was. Yet, despite her lack of understanding , awareness and information, she threw her words out with total conclusiveness and decisiveness. This is a woman who referred to John McCain as "John McCann". She didn't even know his name yet she acted like a brilliant sage who proclaimed Republicans are only for the rich and that businesses should only be allowed to make a certain amount of money.
What this woman neglected to realize was that Republicans and "John McCann" do not believe in penalizing success. They do not support limiting opportunity or making our government some type of communist politburo that does everything from control your wages to determining what, how and where your children are educated. She didn't understand that Republicans were not for the rich or sponsors of class warfare but that they didn't believe in penalizing success or taxation that goes so far that it taxes the dead and buried. This bitter, jealous woman could not wrap her head around the fact that "John McCann" is not trying to keep her down but that he is trying to prevent government from holding her back.
All these thoughts raced through my mind as Nick and I ate and as I tried to focus on our own discussion.
We chatted away and finished our meal but in the back of my head I could not stop thinking about how gullible this woman was. She actually believed in the liberal bumper sticker slogans and campaign catch phrases that promoted liberal socialist policies in brightly colored wrapping paper and big ribbons and bows. She admitted that she didn't even like Barack Obama. Yet because he was a Democrat and since they were against the rich, she was for them.
Beyond angering me, it worried me. I worried about how many more people in America held her thinking and how many despised the free market that comes with our democracy? How many Americans were actually supporting socialism and wanted to adopt it as our way of life?
With our meal finished, I got up before Nick to find our waitress. I put on my McCain-Palin jacket, prominently, found the waitress and asked her for not only my check but for the check of the people at the table behind Nick. I told her that I wanted to pay for it. The waitress was taken back for a moment and said "Oh, Ok, here ya go". After paying and getting my change, I asked if she could give me a blank dinner check to write a message on and that she could give to the customers I paid for. She handed one to me and I wrote:
"Dear Fellow Americans; I paid your check.
I did so because this is still America and in it I can still make as much as my ambition, skill, and willingness to make allows. In it I am also still allowed to keep enough of it so that I can spend as much of it as I want and on what I want. If Barack Obama is elected he will determine all that for me. So enjoy my generosity while you can because if you get your way, we will all be losing our own ways.
P.S.: John McCain is the man trying to preserve democracy. Tom McCann is the company you buy your shoes from."
Upon leaving the diner with Nick, and after paying for more meals than I expected, just to make a point, I realized that just like the government should do, I too should mind my own business.
Â Â A QuickieÂ
One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner.
A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says,
"Honey, can I have a quickie?"
The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away.
Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'."