by Army Man .
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January 9, 2007

Joke - Pushups

October 21, 2008 12:48 PM EDT
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A recruit in boot camp got on the wrong side of the drill instructor and was ordered to do push-ups. As he neared triple digits, an airliner flew overhead.

"I bet you wish you were on that plane, don'tcha?" sneered the DI.

"No, sergeant," said the unlucky recruit.

"Why wouldn't you want to be on that plane?"

"Because," the recruit grunted between push-ups, "that plane's landing. I want to be on one that's leaving."
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Comments: 11

Janet "Jax" B. Oct 21, 2008, 12:54pm EDT
LOL...good one
Jaime R. Oct 21, 2008, 2:31pm EDT
I'm with him!
Sarah (I want points) Oct 21, 2008, 2:40pm EDT
HAH! That's great.
Elizabeth H. Oct 21, 2008, 2:52pm EDT
Funny
Leah Christensen Oct 21, 2008, 4:49pm EDT
That's a great shot.
Ryan M. Oct 21, 2008, 5:42pm EDT
lol
K D. Oct 22, 2008, 9:49pm EDT
That was a mouthfull!! HA HA!!
Nick Howes Dec 25, 2008, 10:08am EST
Cute.
Philip B. Jan 29, 2009, 3:20pm EST
:-)
Great stuff, thanks for sharing!


Sorry about the cut & Paste, but lately I've been a real
Lori C. May 18, 2009, 12:47pm EDT
lol

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