What Would Jesus NOT Do?

OK, so I'm going to go to hell for this. I was trolling around the forums at lulu.com when I came across a promo for this book. It just struck me as ridiculously funny for some reason so I figured I would share. The book is called What Would Jesus NOT Do? and it's by Frank Stevens.

Jesus would not leave his shopping cart in an empty parking space.

Jesus would not drive right next to another car at approximately the same speed, thereby preventing other cars from passing.

Jesus would not have you hurry into the room to watch a football replay when you weren't interested in watching the game to begin with.

Jesus would not put you on speaker phone before asking you if it was OK.

Jesus would not mix police sirens and phone rings in His music or radio commercials.

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~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Oct 20, 2008, 1:08pm EDT

Humor; I'll buy that.

However, I won't be wasting my "buying"/purchasing power on this book.

Thanks for sharing.

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Paul M. Oct 20, 2008, 1:10pm EDT

Jesus wouldn't drink from the milk carton (or leave it out afterwards) nor would he leave lights on after he leaves a room.

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~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Oct 20, 2008, 1:11pm EDT

Might I add though, that Jesus would not be writing books such as this one, and having the gall to expect people to actually go out and use their hard-earned money to BUY it.

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