Joke - The Rooster

An old farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants
chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he
has a rooster that he can sell. 'Yeah, I've got this neat rooster
named Kenny'

Well, Kenny the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides
he'd be worth it.

The old farmer buys Kenny. He takes Kenny home and sets him down in
the barnyard and says, 'I want you to pace yourself now, Kenny,
you've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot
of money.... consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take
your time'.

Kenny seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed toward the henhouse
and Kenny took off like a shot. WHAM!- Kenny nails every hen in the
henhouse three or four times! The farmer is shocked. After that the
farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Kenny is in
there. Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese, down by
the lake.

Once again WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees Kenny out
in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught
and worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours.

Sure enough, the farmer awakens the next morning only to find Kenny
on his back, feet in the air, stone still in the middle of the yard,
vultures are circling overhead.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive
animal, 'Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to tell you'.

Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and
says:

'Shhh, they're getting closer....'

Hope you had a good laugh!