Obama will be a bloodthirsty dictator because his father was the uncle of Kenyan politician Raila Odinga, who is also a bloodthirsty maniac and therefore it runs in his blood. (I'm serious, there's a wack job here on Gather going around saying that.)
There must be more than one Barack Obama running for president. The Obama described above by the kool-aid people. Obama is a very honest man who never-ever hung w/crooks like Rezko,who bought Barack's home for him before he was sent to prison.-Barack was not a member of a anti-white-racist-american hating church led by a lunatic rev.,who claimed america invented aids to kill blacks.--Barack was never friendly with Ayres the american terrorist,Barack had ayers appoint him to lead an education group that taught an anti-american course-they worked together 10 years ago. I can go on but whats the sense,the man I describe does not exist? Even though everything I said is the absolute truth can be proven by a little research.How do the kool-aid people get away with hiding the truth,Well, they will just brand me or any other concerned american a racist-racist-racist-!!!! micky d., Oct 6, 2008, 11:14am EDT
One is a lie he actually tells about himself. He's not black. He's half black; half white...a mulatto. That should quell those who are voting against him based on his race. He belongs to both sides...blacks and whites.
Nope, Kay. He only gives out water, and that's only to people who faint because he is the Messiah. First he blesses the water, then sprinkles it on the while making the sign of the cross, and then he calls in his witch doctor preacher to breathe fire on them after which they are healed, saved, and protected from witches and liberals for life.
He lacks the cojones to call his wife demeaning names in public. If you can't give the missus a verbal bitch-slapping, how in the hell can he be expected to bitch-slap poor, third world countries?
... and replace judicial robes with ghetto-dippin' jeans and Congressional Medal of Honor winners will receive solid gold grillz -- just to keep everything funky-fresh.
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The Obama described above by the kool-aid people. Obama is a very honest man who never-ever hung w/crooks like Rezko,who bought Barack's home for him before he was sent to prison.-Barack was not a member of a anti-white-racist-american hating church led by a lunatic rev.,who claimed america invented aids to kill blacks.--Barack was never friendly with Ayres the american terrorist,Barack had ayers appoint him to lead an education group that taught an anti-american course-they worked together 10 years ago. I can go on but whats the sense,the man I describe does not exist? Even though everything I said is the absolute truth can be proven by a little research.How do the kool-aid people get away with hiding the truth,Well, they will just brand me or any other concerned american a racist-racist-racist-!!!!
micky d., Oct 6, 2008, 11:14am EDT
I can't help it.
Okay, I was not expecting that! It made me laugh out loud.
Nope, Kay. He only gives out water, and that's only to people who faint because he is the Messiah. First he blesses the water, then sprinkles it on the while making the sign of the cross, and then he calls in his witch doctor preacher to breathe fire on them after which they are healed, saved, and protected from witches and liberals for life.
Obama is Sandy.
This is the best one by far. I wish I could give you an award for best Gather post of all time!
Booooyyyy!
Booooyyyy!
N.K. *., Oct 13, 2008, 10:23am EDT
... and replace judicial robes with ghetto-dippin' jeans and Congressional Medal of Honor winners will receive solid gold grillz -- just to keep everything funky-fresh.
St. Joy The Baptist "Foot Chassis Palin" M. Cranky-Pants, Mercenary , Oct 13, 2008, 10:29am EDT
Well all I can say is that it's about damn time...
Besides that he's a short drive from Indiana.
He has webbed feet which allows him to skim along the top of the water at an incredible rate of speed.