9 Things People do that Bug me

9 Things People Do that Bug Me

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where
my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for
the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn
right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look." Of course it
is...Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
Who and where are they? 

5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that!?" No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the  floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"..

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must
have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short." What the heck?? Life is the longest 
thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you're waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?"
If the bus came would I be standing here?