Again, everything needs to be from Gather Island, and we stop at 100.
Here's an idea... no... wait, you start.
Bonus joke for the day:
A writer died and was given the option of going
to heaven or hell.
She decided to check out each place first. As she
descended into the fiery pits, she saw row upon row
of writers chained to desks in a steaming sweatshop.
As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with
"Oh my," she said. "Let me see heaven now."
A few moments later, as she ascended into heaven,
she saw rows of writers, chained to their desks in a
steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were
whipped with thorny lashes.
"Wait a minute," said the writer. "This is just as
bad as hell!"
"Oh no, it's not," replied an unseen voice. "Here,
your work gets published."
So tell me a story, and you can be in heaven, too.