by Amber M.

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Funny Quotes About Kids By Famous People

September 26, 2008 05:22 PM EDT

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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. -- Bill Cosby
Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. -- Ray Romano
Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off. -- Ralph Bus
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive? -- Roseanne Barr
I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: "Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant. -- Dean Martin
To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. -- Ernest Hemingway
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. -- Bill Maher
When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief. -- Henry Fielding (Tom Jones, 1749)
The trouble with children is that they're not returnable. -- Quentin Crisp
There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. -- Benjamin Spock

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Comments: 32

Stephannie H. Sep 26, 2008, 5:24pm EDT

LOL. Thanks for sharing with us.

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Sara E. Sep 26, 2008, 5:28pm EDT

Lol, those are hilarious. The second one if my fav

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Cindy B. Sep 26, 2008, 6:09pm EDT

ROFLMAO!

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Debby O. Sep 26, 2008, 6:09pm EDT

Hehehehee!l These are awesome! Thanks for sharing them!

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Charles Temm JR Sep 26, 2008, 6:59pm EDT

some good ones there!

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sheila ~the hapless housewife~ j. Sep 26, 2008, 7:01pm EDT

LOL!

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Mindy K. Sep 26, 2008, 7:07pm EDT

The last is my fav. Thanks for sharing.

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Nanci M. Sep 26, 2008, 7:11pm EDT

LOL! LOL! LOL!
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Mychell Bell Sep 26, 2008, 7:15pm EDT

Ha ha, very cute!

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mary bryant Sep 26, 2008, 7:19pm EDT

LOL how true. Thanks for sharing.

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Nichole(getting those Christmas points) W. Sep 26, 2008, 7:21pm EDT

LOL..thank you for posting.

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Penny M. Sep 26, 2008, 7:36pm EDT

Thanks for posting to Endless Points

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Penny M. Sep 26, 2008, 7:37pm EDT

Too funny and Too true!!!

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Elaine S. Sep 26, 2008, 7:39pm EDT

LOL Thanks for the smiles.

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David W. Sep 26, 2008, 8:09pm EDT

Glad I am past kids and into the grandchild thing. Thanks for the smiles.

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Pamela K. Sep 26, 2008, 9:15pm EDT

LOL

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Janet "Jax" B. Sep 26, 2008, 10:58pm EDT

LOL....cute.

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Kerrell g. Sep 26, 2008, 11:28pm EDT

L O L !

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Tookie W. Sep 26, 2008, 11:52pm EDT

funny, and oddly most of these are true

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JOHN BECK Sep 27, 2008, 12:26am EDT

Fun!

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Krissy spreading my wings hoping to soar W. Sep 27, 2008, 12:37am EDT

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Heidianna "Coriander" T. Sep 27, 2008, 2:00am EDT

Great quotes! LOL.

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Rebecca [Future Teacher] Sep 27, 2008, 11:36am EDT

Nice quotes

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Valerie Roars Sep 28, 2008, 10:33am EDT

lol

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Kelly Kay Sep 28, 2008, 10:38am EDT

These are great~ thanks for the laugh!

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Missy Cline Sep 28, 2008, 7:21pm EDT

ROTFLMAO....I knew there was a reason i never had kids

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Julie S. Sep 29, 2008, 9:56am EDT

LOL! Thanks for sharing.

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The Red Headed Witch of Gather G. Sep 29, 2008, 2:18pm EDT

LOL

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Kimber L. Sep 30, 2008, 10:18am EDT

Those are cute! LOL

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JustiN T. Oct 2, 2008, 10:29pm EDT

Good stuff. I like the Ralph Bus one.

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