I remember this one all too well because my friend and I still laugh about it to this very day!
It was our junior year in high school and I had been dating Bobby off and on for just over a year! He wanted to go farther than I was willing to go and he wasn't too happy about that. One day after lunch when I opened my locker, there was a not inside. The not was from Bobby.
I read the note and all I could do was laugh and think to myself that he must be totally crazy! I laughed because I didn't want anyone to see me cry. Of course, I went to the bathroom soon after so I could cry and not be flooded with questions by my friends.
The note said... "Bridget, I know we have been together for some time now but I want things that you don't and at this point I think it's best we should move on. Can you PLEASE ask Melanie to go out with me? And if her anwers is NO, then I don't want to break up with you. Love Bobby"
Totally serious! LOL! And Melanie was my BEST FRIEND and had been since we were in 3rd grade! He obviously thought Melanie was "easier" than I was. But in the end, her answer was NO and I broke up with him that same day!