Save My Daughter's Cat!

I am Gathering to save my daughter's cat. You can help by leaving a LOL cat below in the comments so that I can get lots and lots of points with which to solve said cat's problem.

My daughter has a loft bed with a desk underneath. She also has an obese cat. The cat has started falling off the rail of the loft bed several times a day. When this first began to happen I said, "Don't worry. She'll soon learn not to sleep on that rail." She didn't. So we piled blankets and pillows on the floor where she always landed. Then she started to fall off the other end where there were no blankets and pillows on the floor. Then she fell off the ladder. This morning she fell off the side and landed in the trash can.

So I have to get my daughter a new bed that isn't six feet off the floor. And I have to get her a desk for her computer since she'll be losing that too when the loft bed goes.

I'd planned to get rid of the loft bed soon anyway since my daughter has been hitting her head and it's a pain in the ass to make the bed and we can't put a ceiling fan in her room or she'll be decapitated.

But the thought of a cat with a broken back or crushed skull has added a bit of urgency to the retirement of the loft bed. The fact that her bladder leaks every time she hits the floor has added urgency to that urgency. And a foul odor.

I have a Home Depot card but they don't seem to have beds. Wanna trade a Home Depot card for a Target card, anyone?

Wanna buy an expensive solid wood loft bead from Haverty's? It was well over a thousand dollars retail. I didn't pay that of course. I bought a floor model of a discontinued item. Got it for less than I can probably sell it for, except I'm not sure how to sell it. If I eBay it, how on earth do I ship it?

But before someone flags this for me trying to sell a bed that I'm not seriously trying to sell on Gather, let me say that this is a game.

Before someone flags this for being the pan-handling, point-whoring, non-article that it is, let me say that this is a game.

This is the post a lolcat game.

The winner of the game gets nothing.

This is not my daughter's cat, but these are the only photos I can find with my daughter's bed in them. These photos are old. The kid is taller now. Trust me. She hits her head all the time.









This is my daughter's cat. You've probably seen this photo before. This cat is fatter now.