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Joke - Dear John

September 17, 2008 11:18 AM EDT

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A soldier was often away on lengthy tours of duty, leaving his wife to manage five kids by herself.

While he was away, the kids used to sneak into their parents room to sleep. So before shipping out one time, he reminded the children to respect Mom's space and sleep in their own rooms.

Upon his return, as he disembarked the plane with the rest of his unit, one of the children ran up to him, jumped into his arms and loudly announced, "Dad, you're going to be so happy. While you were gone this time nobody slept with Mom."

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Comments: 13

Alison H. Sep 17, 2008, 11:35am EDT

Ha ha haaaaaaaa! 10!

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Kelli M. Sep 17, 2008, 11:48am EDT

ROTFL!!!

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Brad Sanders Sep 17, 2008, 12:02pm EDT

that's good, funny!

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Donald H. Sep 17, 2008, 12:22pm EDT

Kids are soooo much fun in public...!

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Aimee "I Love Points" K. Sep 17, 2008, 3:06pm EDT

Funny

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Jeff K. Sep 17, 2008, 4:23pm EDT

L O L !

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Leah Christensen Sep 17, 2008, 7:31pm EDT

I second what Doc said! :) I love kids in public!

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Rushmore J. Sep 18, 2008, 3:37pm EDT

funny

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Col. George W. Sep 18, 2008, 8:06pm EDT

Out of the mouths of babes or how to embarras your parents

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Charles Temm JR Nov 2, 2008, 11:24am EST

LOL, what a relief!

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Nick Howes Dec 25, 2008, 10:09am EST

Funny.

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Philip B. Jan 29, 2009, 3:24pm EST

:-)

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Lori C. May 18, 2009, 12:46pm EDT

lol

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