Batman was arrested! We go now to Jimmy Kimmel live with a detailed report of the incident:
I actually know this guy. Not personally, you see. I watched this movie a few weeks ago, Confessions of a Superhero , a documentary about the people who dress up like superheroes on Hollywood Boulevard and your mother warns you not to stare at. It was fairly interesting. ThatÂ’s all IÂ’ll say. But anyways, this guy who dresses up like Batman, Maxwell Allen, has some real anger issues; in the film, we see him open up about his shady past with shady characters (insert shady emoticon).
I did a little research on the guy and found this piece of gold on none other than Dave BarryÂ’s blog , which may or may not be actually written by Dave Barry. After Dave pointed out an article about Elmo getting taken down by the man , one of the many comments included one from Batman himself. Or rather, Batman impersonator Maxwell Allen. Or perhaps a Maxwell Allen impersonator?
To All Who Read ThisÂ…
This is THE BATMAN of Hollywood Blvd.
We are not that bad, over tipsÂ… I mean the guy will eventually walk againÂ…Swish, Pow, Boom Bang!
Most of Us are really actors, this is just our waiter job in between sets.
It just really frustrating when someone comes up and they speak perfect english to YouÂ…they take the picture and when it comes to giving the tipÂ…they all of sudden only speak French!!!
WE DISLIKE THE FRENCHÂ…VERY MUCH!!! CHEAP HEATHENS!
Most of those suits are HOT!!! Mine cane reach 126.3!!! No Kidding!!!
So Please be kind and Tell ALL others alsoÂ…Â….
These guys can be ruff, but WE ALL work so hard for the tourist and everyone!!!
Love & Happiness To ALL!
Bats & The Gang
To which one angry reader responded,
The Batman character who poses on Hollywood Boulevard, Maxwell Allen has been arrested so many times for harassing/threatening tourists and other innocent bystanders, IÂ’m shocked the LAPD allows him to continue taking photos with all of your children! (This information can be verified through the Los Angeles County Recorders Office/Public Records.)
There should be a law passed that anyone who has a record, be banned from dressing up and throwing their arms around unsuspecting children!
This is sick.
To which one angry Batman responded,
This is The Batman of Hollywood Blvd.
Whoever the Clown was that wrote, that I have been arrested so many times for going after the tourist; is a complete Â“Rumour StartingÂ” Moron!!! DonÂ’t make comments that You have no clue about you brainless twit!
I have been arrested, this is true, but because I was beating bad men in My neighborhood, protecting the tourist, not hurting them! Clownboy!
I have two counts of terrorist threats: I told them I would beat them up. They needed it!
One on Superman, for stabbing me in the back!
One on a crack dealing addict that kept selling it to the Highschool kidsÂ…I donÂ’t like that! Especially when he dresses like Batman to do it!!!
The others are minor offensives: like forgetting to pay a court bill, going in the mall while dressed as Batman, they called it Trespassing! Fighting in public against gangbangers, but they dropped it since I was outnumbered 4 to 1.
Yea, real hardend crimminals here! Knucklehead!
Shut-up you pansy!
All the characters(who have grade AAA costumes) work very hard for everyone and are there for AllÂ…but simple respect is ALL we ask!
With Batman, believe what you see in the suit!
Martial Atrs, Special Forces trained, Weapons, Firearms, Anti-terrorist tactics.
Security Guard, Patrol Leader and Self-Defense Trainer for the Guardian Angels! Shall I continue?!
DonÂ’t tell MEÂ….I am not there for the Tourist!
You have absolutely NO CLUE, YOU TWIT!
Super. Now go do something productive.