Grounds for Divorce

I know all of us wonder from time to time why we married our significant others.  I came across and interesting list of "grounds for divorce" and realized that no matter what I certainly didn't have it as bad as some.

In Loving, New Mexico, a woman divorced her husband because he made her slaute him and address him as "Major" whenever he walked by.

One Tarittville, Connecticut man filed for divorce after his wife left him a note on the refrigerator.  It read, "I won't be home when you return from work.  Have gone to the bridge club.  There'll be a recipe for your dinner at 7 o'clock on Channel 2"

In Lynch Heights, Delaware, a woman filed for divorce because her husband regularly put itching powder in her underwear when she wasn't looking.

In Hardwick, Georgia, a woman actually divorced her husband because he "stayed home too much and was much too affectionate".

In Canon City, Colorado, a woman divorced her husband because he made her "duck under the dashboard whenever they drove past his girlfriend's house".

In Hazard,Kentucky, a man divorced his wife because she "beat him whenever he removed onions from his hamburger without first asking for permission."

In Frackville, Pennsylvania, a woman filed for divorce because her husband insisited on  "shooting tin cans off of her head with a slingshot".

Haha, hope you enjoyed the list.