Are you planning a party, or just a friendly get together? Well don't be shy, stop off in them there Tennessee Hills and pick you up a jug of Mash, today. That's right, pure White Lightnin' ought to kick off any party to a good start. And when the jugs finished nobody'l be goin' anywhere. So you won't have to worry 'bout no friends drvivn' drunk, cause White Lightnin' from Tennessee'l put 'em on their tushes in a lullaby.
Just watch out for them ther' revinuers. They don't take kindly to that stuff being consumed that they don't collect no taxes on it. Less your willin' to share some with 'em, then they might look the other way.
Hey, it ain't no trash, it's Tennesse Mash. Yee haw! And ya'll come back now, hear?