Why was the turtle shy?
Because he wouldn't come out of his shell.
He loves this joke and I hear it ALL the time! :)
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My favorite has to be when my nephew was 5 yrs old, he told this joke:
Two birds are sitting on a fence, one's named Pete...the other's named Re-Pete. Pete falls off, who's left?
Re-Pete.
Two birds are sitting on a fence.....
and so on. He thinks that joke is hillarious!
I will have to tell Conner...it will probably become his new favorite!
My son always use to tell everyone. Why did the tissue dance on the bar. ... Because he had a little boogie in him.
I am so glad they are past that stage now.