I've been unable to get on Gather for the past 10 days and sort of got out of the limerick writing mood but thought I'd try again. You know what they call "laugh lines"? Well in truth they ARE wrinkles.
Too Many Wrinkles
There once was a lady named Nell
Whose giggle was much like a bell
When she laughed twas a tinkle
Each caused a new wrinkle
So many she now looks like h*ll


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There was a time traveler named Motter
When one day the paradox got her
She gave up on men
And relationships when
She found out she was her own daughter.
I have a friend named Nell