Nonsense: Chipmunks & Fairies

Sometimes I go through a strange process at the end of the day. After thinking really hard for hours upon hours in front of the computer under fluorescent lights at my day job, I go a little bit insane. I become somewhat giddy, and I get a jumble of words floating around in my brain. I used to simply tell that jumble of words to a friend in the way of a nonsensical story. This would usually end in non-stop, hysterical (and maybe slightly disturbing) laughter. We were all just a little nuts.

Now that I have been stuck working from home, and haven't gotten out much to see friends, I've begun writing those words down. The beginning of the word jumble usually sounds like a real story. It then degrades into something that sounds like it used to be a story, but was sent through several language translators, then back into English.

The strange thing is that I usually feel much better when I'm finished, even though I haven't created anything of real artistic value. I feel as though I have built up strange thoughts throughout the day without any outlet, and by the end of the day they're all jumbled up and waiting to escape. I guess you could call it "brain excrement."

I was debating whether to ever post one of these because, well, it's just so stupid. It makes no sense. But then I figured, why not? Some of you may find it as amusing as my friends used to, and I may even get some points for it in the process! Here goes:

In the darkness I found a small chipmunk, but it was glowing red from all of the indigenous flowers of the forest. I don't know where it went, it was just gone in a flash until I realized that I may have lost my camera. Then it dawned on me! What the hell was I thinking! I forgot to put the sample feed in with the toilet paper! I don't know, I just thought it may have fallen like a wondrous joy of light, but it was really just a button. I jumped under the bus when I saw it. It was very strange until I walked across the street and picked up the flashlight. How funny the day of the dawn. It's crap, but I like it. My mouse doesn't think so though. It's just a cheeky wonder bread under my pillow. Fellow seekers of the stole and the slight winged bird featuring cooks and fancies. My fairy is light and silly.