You Know You're a Cat Owner When...
** You warn people not to wear black when visiting your home.
** Finding a pile of vomit or a wet hairball in the middle of the hallway/living room/kitchen floor/bedspread is just a normal daily occurrence.
** You can no longer open a can of green beans/stewed tomatoes/soup/tuna with the can opener without a rush of pattering paws and plaintive meows.
** Holding the door open for 5 minutes to wait for a decision doesn't phase you anymore.
** Going to the bathroom is no longer a solo activity.
** You no longer need an alarm clock.
** Hair in your food or drink no longer grosses you out.
** You walk out of a room for 1 minute, and when you return it has a "seat warmer" that wasn't there when you left.
** You always have a rapt audience when talking to yourself.
** There's always someone staring at you when you take a bath or shower, and an accidental fall into the tub is a regular accident in your household.
** Walking from room to room has become a furry, ever moving obstacle course.
** A dead bird/rodent/squirrel/bat on your front porch elicits praise instead of gags of revulsion.
** A stick with some feathers creates hours of amusement.
** Your life is so much better, and you don't know what you did before!
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Too funny!
...guess that's why i was awakend at 3am today for a pet session LOL!!
especially these:
** Going to the bathroom is no longer a solo activity.
My cats come join me every single time. i dont know why they do, but its pretty funny.
** Hair in your food or drink no longer grosses you out.
haha this one is so true. i just look at it, pull it out and im like damn Frankie.
** You walk out of a room for 1 minute, and when you return it has a "seat warmer" that wasn't there when you left.
definitely my kitten is always in my seat when i come back.
** There's always someone staring at you when you take a bath or shower, and an accidental fall into the tub is a regular accident in your household.
thats my kitten for you.
** Walking from room to room has become a furry, ever moving obstacle course.
My cats are always tripping me. every single day.
For people who dont have cats, they would think some of this stuff is gross or weird, but if you have cats its not. Its basically love i guess.
im assuming you have cats?
My cat Ruby, follows me in the bathroom everytime I go in there whether to shower or use the toilet. She won't drink from a bowl, she drinks out if the bathroom sink after we fill it up for her. Every morning when I get out of bed to use the bathroom, 9 times out of 10 she gets in my spot right by the pillows, curls up and goes to sleep after she has pounced on me since 6am to feed her.