The Disintegrated Employee

Once upon a time there was a human being, an Employee, who woke up, got ready for work, went to the office, and suddenly began to break apart, much to the horror of all the Co-Workers: first, the Employee's body broke into separate systems...then the systems broke into their separate organs...then the organs broke up into all their separate cells....then the cells split into molecules, and so forth. A complete breakdown.

So the Office Manager called the Boss, and the Boss called the Corporate Head, and the Corporate Head said, "Does this employee have health insurance? Well then! Call the insurance company! And get someone in to clean up the mess."

The Office Manager and all the Co-Workers were still in shock, when in stepped one of the illegal immigrant Janitorial Staffers. It happened that this Cleaning Lady was also a curandera, and her particular healing gift was the ability to call lost soul parts back, in order to re-energize the body and the soul life. She used her broom to clear a sacred circle around the disintegrated Employee; and to stop further disintegration she began to chant in a clear voice..... And as she chanted, the Co-Workers and the Office Manager became aware of another channel broadcasting on the office monitor - a channel that was impossible to access at ordinary times. A "recording Angel" was reporting to Higher Power on the condition of humanity on earth and in the USA:

Although humanity appears to be comprised of billions of separate individuals, that is only one level of understanding - and it is far less than the Whole Truth.In another state of understanding their beingness, they are cells, organs, and systems in the ONE body of Humanity. Every body contains the ability to heal itself. This body of humanity CAN re-balance and self-heal. The only question is, will they get enough women in office worldwide (USA is still at only 16%) to halt the rogue colonizer humants [militarized corporatocracy] within the next 5 years? I think, somehow, it is happening.

 Some women are starting their own councils, i.e., some Muslim women and some Original Peoples' Grandmothers. That is certainly a viable way of getting those females who are born leaders, judges, legislators into positions of power. Any honest and good-willed way it can be done, humanity MUST get the gender energies back in equal balance. Then the insanity will fade from the groupmind and sanity can grow and bloom.

As the Cleaning Woman chanted, there were flashes of lights and tappings on the walls of the office. Many of the Co-Workers felt shivers and goosebumps. Some felt dizzy as their solar plexus, heart, throat, third-eye, and crown chakras opened. Some felt faint and had to sit down. Some went into the "zone" and began to chant along with the Cleaning Woman, and some sat and meditated. The Office Manager got a sudden attack of diarrhea, and barely made it to the bathroom. It was all good.

Within a matter of time - on the clock it was about half an hour, but truly, to the Co-Workers, it felt like many hours and no time at all, wrapped into one....within a matter of time the once disintegrated Employee was back together again, although naked and unwilling to put on clothing....and with a bright light emanating from every pore......and seated in lotus position, and also slightly levitated.......Anyway, the re-integrated Employee began recounting the story of the Journey Into The Light, yada yada aummmmmmmmmmmmmmm....And the Office Staff was never the same after that. The Big Change had begun in earnest. And on the office monitor the Recording Angel droned on:

What can we expect to see heralding this blooming of human group heartmind sanity?

•·        SONG: use of the power of sung syllables of gratitude, honoring, and praise for Truth and Goodness - This power, generated by high-vibrational group singing, can be used for planetary and human consciousness healing

•·         SUN-MOON: Stronger human relationship with the Sun and Moon, and reactivation of the Peace Generator energies that can be accessed through celebration of the 8 SoliLunar festivals, held at the yearly quarters and cross-quarters.

•·         TREES: Reforestation, planet-wide, will lead to re-hydration of acquifers, clearing of polluted waters, and healing rebalancing of human/non-human populations of Planet Earth

•·         TOPSOIL: a movement, planet-wide, to develop sewage composting and grey-water marsh systems and urban composting systems will lead to an incredible revitalization of topsoils, and increased ability to provide healthy, nutritious food and healing herbs for all humanity.

Well, we all know what can happen when a person has a death/rebirth experience. And because this disintegration/reintegration happened before their very eyes, the Co-Workers and the Office Manager all began to go through their own processes, which, of course, became the buzz of the entire business world, and which also affected their families and their hometowns, and on and on - the pebble-in-the-pond effect. And office-by-office, business-by-business, nation-by-nation, the signs of the Big Change were inescapable. It was as though Jesus had shown up again, and this time, instead of multiplying loaves and fishes for the hungry five thousand, he had multiplied the experience of disintegration/reintegration for the spiritually ravenous billions. Everyone knew, everyone shared, everyone participated in the Change. The Recording Angel's last words on the Day The Change Began In Earnest, were these: 

 And the final and greatest Sign of the healed Times? Greatly increased laughter, good personal and group health, and sharing of all kinds: Human/Planetary HARMONY.

Note: This fable was first published in Gather in 2007