I almost got thrown out of my sister-in-law's
house one year at the holidays. I told them
that I was thinking of opening a restaurant
(I did this with a straight face, so they thought
I was serious).
Her and her family at the time were vegetarians,
but I said I was going to open a restaurant that
specialized in venison dishes. I was going to
call it, "The Buck Stops Here," and my slogan
was going to be, "Bambi: You've seen the movie.
Now, eat the star!"