My recent Love 'poems' article was funny, BUT what are your 'poems?? The first line has to be 'roamntic', the second line should not be.... ( I can't wait to hear Janie's:)
Here's some examples...
"Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so
are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar
bowl's empty and so is your head."
"I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face."
Have fun;)
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But darn it, you're always late!
I don't!
So sweet is your voice so soft is your skin,
too bad you have 18 children
Too bad you're a pompous ass
We might need YOU to start us off.
Then I looked at your cellulite thighs!!!!!
"I had high hopes as you stepped off the train,
But I had to dump you cuz you don't have 1/2 a brain" !!
I only wish one of them wasn't crossed"!!!
Now I've dumped you, my new boyfriend is all mine"!
Too bad you're not my wife!
But not since you gained all that weight!!
Then you had to cheat!!!!
If i shot you when i wanted to, I'd be out by now!"
and we have never been apart -
now that it is much better weather,
I'm dumping you, old fart!