Convinced the human race is totally wacko? Here are some signs of the times in support of such a view. An example is the hotel-provided shower cap in a box labeled: "Fits one head."
Others spotted include:- On a chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
- On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
- On an packet of nuts served by an airline: "Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
- On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
- On packaging for an electronic iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
- On Nytol, a sleep aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
- On a Korean-made kitchen knife: "Warning keep out of children."
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Comments: 27
These are definitely of the DUH variety, but when a grown woman can't rip open the inner bag in a cereal box or open a medicine bottle, maybe it's gone too far.
I don't think any labels surprise me anymore. I saw one on a TV dinner on the bottom of the box. Do Not Turn Upside Down.
this was actually done by a professional baseball player a few years ago...he was late to an interview and thought he'd "touch" up his clothes...his injuries resulted in him missing the rest of the season...i'm choosing to leave out his name...
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