Classified Ad Bloopers

Actual Classified Ads from various newspapers:

- Illiterate? Write today for free help.

- Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

- Three-year-old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred.

- Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

- Used Cars. Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first.

- Vacation Special: Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.

- Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

- Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!

Comments: 22

Jenna is around here somewhere s. Jul 10, 2008, 3:32am EDT

lol, thanks for the laugh's :))

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Heather C. Jul 10, 2008, 4:36am EDT

Very Funny! I saw some tire chains in Walmart that said "passenger chains" on the package.... guess if your passengers get rowdy you can tie em up good. :)

Guess passenger car chains were too long. I wondered, being as this was in a Florida Walmart why anyone would need chains here for their tires...like it ever snows here?

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Janet Somewhere Up On The Mount Jul 10, 2008, 6:14am EDT

lol
Good Morning

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Marianne R. Jul 10, 2008, 6:33am EDT

LOL

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Mary C. Jul 10, 2008, 8:41am EDT

these are great!

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sheila ~the hapless housewife~ j. Jul 10, 2008, 9:03am EDT

LOL!

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Renee (Pres of Baby James Foundation) ~. Jul 10, 2008, 10:09am EDT

lol I needed the laugh Jan

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Kevin E. Jul 10, 2008, 10:30am EDT

Very funny until I thought that the writers of the Classifieds could have been some of my students from years passed............... still funny but a bit frightening!

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Charles Temm JR Jul 10, 2008, 11:17am EDT

no kidding, try watching the headlines scrolling under the talking heads on the nightly news...horrible spelling and oft times on really simple words too!

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